Thursday, March 3, 2011

Blog Writer...oh...wait...

Hello, Blog...It's me...Lesley...Remember??

Something horrible happened this week. Something so bad that I was too upset to talk about it the day it happened. Our house is a really happy house. I think this is especially true now that we have our son. He's the happiest little guy there ever was. So on Wednesday morning when this tragic event occurred, I was abnormally upset and just not my happy self. Since this has happened, I am learning to live life according to the new change. It will be tough at first, but I'll get through it and eventually get along just fine. At approximately 7 o'clock Wednesday morning...our little pup, Dugan, ate my favorite pair of underwear.
I'll pause, while you gasp...
I know, I know...it's tragic. I just couldn't believe it myself! We sure had some happy times, favorite underpants and me. We had a little routine we did every time we spent time together. I'd put them on and say "doot do do doooo...It's Favorite Underwear Day!!". Then my hubbs would roll his eyes and shake his head and we'd all go on with our day.
I just hope someday I can find a pair with the same qualities of Favorite Underwear. I know I can never replace the friendship, but I'd love to match that comfort and style.
Go in peace, Favorite Underwear.
You'll be missed.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

A Good Wife...

"Meatloaf, smeatloaf, double-beatloaf. I hate meatloaf."

Good wives make meatloaf. My husband and I have been married for 1 year, 11 months, and 347 days...and I have yet to make a meatloaf. I never liked it growing up - no offense to my mother - I'm sure that block of meat that she presented us with on the dinner table several times a month was delicious -I was probably just being a picky kid. Maybe it's because its called meatloaf....a loaf...of meat. I am in NO way a vegetarian, but that just sounds weird. I'd like to think that the loaves I eat are of bread...not meat.

I never realized it back then, but meatloaf is just a GIANT hamburger. Did someone get lazy one day and not want to separate the meat, so they stuck it all in a BREAD pan and stuck it in the oven?

I'm not 100% sure why I recently started thinking about making meatloaf. But a few days ago I googled meatloaf recipes...HOLY MOLY! There's a gazillion of them. I looked at a few and found one that I guess sounded edible....until I saw the cook time. Those suckers sure spend a lot of time in the oven! Turns out I'm going to make my Mom's recipe. It, too, takes a long time to cook, but I guess you break even with the easy prep.

This week my meatloaf will make its debut.
This week I will become a good wife.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

EZPass Owner...

Sooooo my dad called me this morning...

He said there was a message on his answering machine at home from soandso Financial Company. Since my dad owns his own company, he assumed it was something for him. I say assumed because the message was cut off halfway through so he had no idea who it was for. He called the company and found out it was for me...I was getting a collection call! He tried to find out what it was about and they refused to give him any information.

So Dad calls me and tells me about it and I am immediately baffled. Now, I went through a crappy credit time...right around college...but I am in the free and clear...I owe nothing...my credit has been mended.

I call the credit company as soon as I hang up with my dad. After being sent to multiple people - none of them being able to find my account because I didn't have my reference number when I called - I get someone that knows whats going on. What is this for? I ask...knowing that I should have NOTHING in collections. The next thing she says makes me laugh at her-very loudly-through the phone..."You have a charge from EZPass from 2002 that we'd like you to pay, your total is $27.10" You think they're hurting for money, or what? 6 years...6 YEARS! This is ridiculous.

The sad thing is I remember perfectly why I got this fine. I was on my way to work in Niagara Falls and I had to go over the Grand Island bridge. I was behind a truck, so I didn't realize it was an EZPass lane. I actually remember that I had my window down and money in my hand ready to hand off....and no one was there, so I had to drive through without paying. They took a pic of my license plate and I got a ticket. When I got the ticket 6 YEARS ago, I called and tried to explain what happened, hoping they would drop the fine and take my apology as payment...no, not so much....so I didn't pay it because I thought it was stupid. I haven't heard a peep from them since...until now....6 years later. I'm thinking that...I still think it is stupid...and I still am not going to pay.

Friday, November 7, 2008

Jingle Writer...

I am stuck on Band-Aid brand cuz Band-Aid stuck on me! Ever get that stuck in your head? It's in mine...I thought i'd share:)

Not As Stupid As Other People

Short and sweet....
WHY do people keep getting scammed with fake checks and fake lotteries?!?!?! Why is it so hard to understand that it's not right to have to send a company thousands of dollars in order to get your "winnings"? Or if you get a check in the mail that you're not expecting, are you really THAT desperate that you just go running to the bank and don't stop to think...hmmm...I wonder why some random company is sending me all this money for absolutely nothing? And another one, why would your bank want you to verify your account by email? Geez you can't even deposit a check these days without 6 forms of ID. People, please stop being clueless. It's gotten to the point that if you do get your identity stolen by one of these scams, you deserve it. Having your wallet stolen is one thing, but giving Hvhyuwoi Awbrgureiu all your money because he sent you an email that you won a lottery in Africa is just stupid.
Ok, back to the Sabres game now...

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Little Older Than I Am Right Now...

I just have random thoughts...all the time...but a few I wanted to share...and no good title to explain them.
Have you ever had the hot sauce from Wendy's? It comes in little packets for their chili. It's absolutely delicious. I like spicy food...obviously....but not just hot - mouth is on fire - can't taste anything - hot, but hotness with flavor. Anyways, If I wasn't married already, i would marry Wendy's hot sauce....just sayin.
**Update: I'm not the only one...
**Update#2: Not even kidding you, this is on that same website..
ODE TO WENDY’S HOT CHILI SEASONING
Little gold packet
How I love you so
I tear you open oh so careful
As not to spill a drop
I put you in my soups
And even mac n cheese
But alas there is not much of you
Wendy’s will only give me 3
We need to start a petition
To get you bottled up
So people like me can have their fix
As much as I so please
I beg of you dear Wendy’s
Let me at the sauce!

Random thought #2..
I love the sound of cans opening. Beer cans, soda cans, pop cans...it sounds so refreshing. I don't drink soda...or pop in general...and I don't usually drink beer out of cans...but it makes it even better when you don't hear it all the time. No wonder they use that sound in the commercials...
Random thought #3...
It's almost our 1 year wedding anniversary...I don't what to get...I hate buying gifts cuz you're supposed to...I'm usually very creative...I'm not feelin it lately...the creativity...not the marriage...i'm feeling the marriage...not the creativity...got that?
Ok fast forward...i've just spent that last 25 minutes investigating ideas...my attention span is that of a 4 year old...so I didn't even finish my blog before I opened a new window to find ideas...I think i've got one...and I think it might be a good one...but I can't tell you what it is...because theres a chance that someday my husband will read my blog...and well that will ruin the surprise. One of the ideas...not one that I'm using...is to give your husband or wife coupons...personal coupons. Um...no...thats silly. Look honey, I'm half price today! Are there two for one coupons in that booklet? 10 cents off the melons?

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Maine Resident...part duh

Captain Procrastination...that's me. I've only been meaning to write about my Maine trip for weeks now. Seeing as its been so long since I've gotten back, I feel like I have less to write about...isnt that sad?



The picture to the left is one I took standing on our deck that was off the side of our cabin. We just had to walk down to the water and the dock. I took way too many pictures because I felt that even my pictures weren't doing this place justice. There's only a few places that I've experienced that I could sit and stare for hours. Our cruise around Mexico was the last place that I can think of....but Maine...was so much better. We stayed in an area that was more for "locals" than tourists, so there wasn't a lot of overpriced restaurants and tons of people...it was just right. To get to our cabin, you had to follow a windy path all around the lake, the homes were so nice and scenery was beautiful...and that was just driving in and out of town. The picture to the right was from that path. There was a huge cabin behind us that had this view 24 hours a day - can you imagine? Besides a random boat or jetski every so often, the lake was calm and quiet. It was perfect for kayaking - which I did one of the first days we were there....definitely should have done it more.


Now to the fun part...I made it my goal to eat lobster EVERYDAY we were in Maine. I succeeded. The day we got there we drove into Bangor and ate at the SeaDog Brewery (Im pretty sure thats what it was). We had some of their beer...of course...but it wasn't so good. I ordered a small lobster bisque...it said market price...it was $14.95!!!...just for a small bowl of soup...it wasn't that good either...bummer. The two best lobster days were when we went to The BBQ Pit and Lobster Pound. We were told going up there that the "shacks" on the side of the road are the best and cheapest places to get lobster in Maine...they were sooooo right. I think it was Tuesday that we had driven to Acadia National Park to go bike riding. We passed a bunch of these little shacks. They all had BBQ pits out front and they looked like a little scary. There was one that we passed that was packed full of people...so its gotta be good, right? Oh yeah. We stopped there on the way home from bike riding. FANTASTIC! I had a big ol lobster and some ribs...all for about $35. Weird combination, I know, but it was so freaking tasty that I decided to go back there for my birthday dinner later in the week. I would've gone back everyday if the rest of our crew would have let me!



On the last day we were there, we went to the Lumberjack Show. How exciting is that? Just like they show on ESPN. It was fun...except for the rain. But they did the log rolling and the tree climbing and the sawing and the ax throwing and all that fun stuff.



Did I mention we played golf...both the boring regular golf and the super fun miniature golf. I kicked my hubby's butt in mini golf...really bad...I just felt the need to document that in my blog so we don't forget for years to come. I'm going to give up now....when I think of more stuff about my trip, I'll let you know...I know you're just dying to read more.....




***UPDATE: I thought of something!!! We only paid $3.99 for gas...yeah...and we documented it...Do you think our kids will look at this picture someday and think that we're lucky because they'll be paying $12.99 for gas?




Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Maine Resident

So I'm in Maine in the middle of nowhere and i'm not really sure that I want to leave. I found where I want to retire...or just by a vacation home when the station pays me enough to have 2 homes...hahaha...its actually not that bad to buy out here...u can get an cabin on the water for only 150 K...not too shabby.
Speaking of on the water, the views here are absolutely amazing and my words and pictures will not do it justice. I have officially become a scenery junkie. This is officially the most beautiful area I have ever experienced...oddly its what I always pictured alaska to look like.
I'll definitely have to blog my brains out when I get back...and post a lot of pictures.
Tomorrow were heading out to Bar Harbor...its my birthday so I'm calling the shots...were shopping, jetskiing, and touring the local brewery:) .....and if my husband picked up on my 8,000 clues (and begging) I'll be taking a bi-plane ride around Maine...I hope I hope I hope....

stay tuned...this girls got internet and she's not afraid to use it.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

I DON'T Want To Be A Producer For Hell's Kitchen

For those of you that watched Hell's Kitchen...this ones for you. If you don't watch Hell's Kitchen, you should...it's good stuff.
So I'm listening to the Edge last night on my way home and they're interviewing Bobby from Hell's Kitchen. Apparently when Petrozza and Christina went to open the doors from Chef Ramsey's office to see who the winner is, BOTH doors opened!! That's why Ramsey was hugging Petrozza so much in his office - remember they showed that and it looked a little awkward? He had to pull Petrozza back and tell him that he didn't win, that it was a mistake that his door opened. Isn't that crazy? I wish I would have DVR'd it so I could watch how that handled it again.
In case you were wondering, I was right on board with team Petrozza. In the second to last episode, I thought they were setting Christina up to win, but I kinda thought it was a tv trick...a little tv tom-foolery if you will. I really thought Petrozza was gonna be the one on top....apparently he did too when his door opened...oops. I wonder who was fired over that one? That's one person that wasn't enjoying the champagne celebration.

Speaking of champagne celebration....7 days til my birthday!! Yahoo!!

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Book Reader

I'm sharing with you my embarrassing trip to the bookstore.
I don't read a lot...books anyway. I read magazines - i subscribe to Newsweek, Self, and Bon Appetit magazines. I read the newspaper, I read lots online, blah blah blah. Basically, if I read books, they're usually ones I borrowed from someone. This is why my trip to the bookstore was embarrassing. I had no idea where to find my books....NO idea. Two books by Chuck Klosterman - pop culturish, non-fictionish, kinda biographical but not really. Sooooo, I checked Humor, Biographies and all kinds of other sections....then I broke down...I asked someone. Where were my pop culturish books? TRUE CRIME!! What?!?! How does that make sense? I think they did that to make me look stupid.
Thats all.
I'm tired...
Stay Tuned.